Friday, May 31, 2013

Friday Funny

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away." See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Thankful Thursday

Mom says it is raining outside, so we is thankful we is inside where it is warm and cozy!

Sasha is thankful that mom decided to use an old picture of us, 'cuz he's cuddled up 'side her in the chair and he doesn't want her to move, MOL!

We hopes you is warm and cozy where your are too!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Tuxie Tuesday

Hi efurrybody, Saku here.

You know I don'ts mind sharing the foot stool with a foot....
But when that foot gets in my face?  Then I gets annoyed!
Mom says I shouldn't bite the hand that feeds me....but hey that ain't no hand, and tuxies rule! MOL

Happy Tuxie Tuesday, efurrbody!

Monday, May 27, 2013

It's my pawty

Hi efurrybody, Saku here.

Sometime in the last week or maybe even today is my birthday.  Mom doesn't know for sure because she didn't gotcha me until July and the shelter thought I was about 7 weeks old then.  So Mom uses today as my birthday because that was the day they moved into the house (the one we lived in before this one) and she says the timing is about right.

So, by mom's mathematical calculations, I am now 13 years old in bean years.  I spent my day the way I wanted to (which Mom says is pretty much everyday) hanging out on mom's unmade bed, talking to my bean brofur, and yelling at my pesky brofur and sisfur, Saku and Sami to leave me alone, MOL!

We's not having a big pawty for my birthday, because mom suffers from something called men-a-paws memory.  I thinks that means she forgets her man-cats birthdays, because Saku turned five in March and she forgot that too.  

Oh well, I think I'll go bug her to let me go outside for awhile.  Then I'll eat enough grass to hurl it up later in her bedroom.  But not on the bed, because I wants to sleep there tonight.

I hope efurrybody had a great Mancat Monday!

Sunday, May 26, 2013

No sun, no bird Sunday

Hi efurrybody, Saku here!

We's got questions about what's on cat television at our house yesterday. Our mom is so dumb, she forgets other beans don't read her blog too...seriously mom, we're the impawtent ones  here, MOL!

This is the new programming on our television, it's gonna be good. There's lot of places for the crunchy birdies to hang out.

There is a bath tub for them and everfing!
Mom says since there is no sun, there are no birdies today.  Darn!

I just hopes the froggies don't frighten the crunchy birds away.

We hopes the sun is shining at your house.  Happy Sunday efurrybody!

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Come see Caturday

Hi efurrybody, Saku here!

We've got stuff happening on cat television we's never seen before.  I hollered at sisfur Sami and brofur Sasha to come see!

Sami:  I can see just fine from over here on Mom's chair, thanks.

Sasha:  I don't need to see at all.  I'll just hang out here in the basement with the bean brofur, thanks.

Oh well, I guess I'll have to snoopervise all on my own, MOL!  Have a great Caturday efurrybody!

Friday, May 24, 2013

Friday Funny

Top 10 signs your Cat has learned your internet password  

10. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy".

9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

7. Your web browser has a new home page all about cats.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog".

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around you house like CatinTax andWarCat II.

2. On IRC, you're known as the Iron Mouser.   (Mom doesn't understand this one...neither do we, MOL)

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Toes and nose on Tuesday

Hi efurrybody, I'm nots gonna tell you who I is.  Can you guess?

Do you know these toes?

How about these?

Maybe if I shows you my nose?

Yep, it's me, Saku!  Mom says I is very photo-jen-ic.

Me, I just thinks I look good in pictures!

'Cuz tuxies rule!!!

Have a great Tuesday, efurrybody.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Mancat Monday

Hi efurrybody, Sasha here!

Can you believe this?  Mom didn't immediately fill our bowls this morning when she got up.

A mancat could starve to death at this rate. I think I see a hairball in her future, MOL!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Not so easy Sunday

Hi efurrybody, Saku here!

No easy on Sunday here, MOL!  We hads a very busy day.

First, Sasha and I tried furry hard to convince our bean brofur to let us come outside.  He wouldn't let us 'cuz it rained last night and the grass was wet.

But later on both he and Mom lets us come outside, but only one at a time, MOL!

This evening I wents hunting.

Mom says I stalked my prey (I don't know what that means, but I know I chased it 'cross the floor).

Mom wouldn't let me eat it, silly woman!  It was just a silly bug!

Hey Mom, you needs to vacuum the sunny room!

We were furry busy man cats today!  Our sisfur Sami....she took it easy.

Happy Sunday efurrbody!

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Hanging out

Hi efurrybody, Sami here!

We's had a great Caturday at our house.  Me and Sasha hung out together!
Mom lets us outside for a little while too!  But she didn't get any pictures 'cuz she says she can't keep on eye on us and take pictures at the same time.

We losted Saku for a little while.

That was okay by us, 'cuz he's a big pest!

Mom said she'd look for him anyway.
And she found him!  Here he is....silly kitty.

Hope you had a great Caturday too!

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday Fotos

Hi efurrybody, Sasha here!

Finally, mom got the camera out and took some live shots of us.  OMC, that woman is lllllazzzzy!

So, I was out in the sunny room enjoying the sun.  It was so warm and shiny!

Then that Saku came along and got all in my face.  He is such a pest!

So I went over to the door and suggested politely to mom that I be allowed to go outdoors.

Wouldn't you know it, that pesky brofur showed up again and was all in my business.

I gave him a look and then....

We heard a noise coming from outside!  What was that?

OMC, it was the woofie* across the backyard.  He get yapping barking, so I decided I didn't want to go outside after all.

*Seriously mom, is that the best you picture you could get?

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Not so wordless Wednesday

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Authorities say a New York police officer who tried to rescue a cat stuck in a tree got caught himself and needed a little help getting back down to the ground.
The Fire Department of New York says it happened Monday afternoon in the borough of Queens.
A call came in that a man attempting to get a cat out of a tree had gotten stuck. Fire department personnel used a bucket ladder to get the man and the cat down.
The fire department says the man is a police officer.
The New York Police Department has no comment.

Pee Ess: this picture is not one of stole borrowed it from the interweb.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Mancat Monday

Hi efurrybody, Sasha here!

We spent mom's day hanging out in the sunny room.  That was great, but what was even better was mom and my bean brofur took us outside for a little while.

I got to go down onto the grass and roll around and get covered in grass and was pawsome.

Saku came outside and he got scared by the leaves mom was sweeping up.  He even hissed at me..  What a scaredy-cat!

Sami doesn't like the grass, so she stays on the deck and talks to mom from there.

I wasn't happy when we had to go back indoors, but mom opened the window in the sunny room so I got whiffs.  Hooray!

That didn't stop me from asking to go outside again though.  How can she say no to this face?

Have a great Monday efurrybody!

Pee Ess: The mom is still not taking pictures of us.  This is from last year.  Why does she bother taking a photo class is she isn't going to use it on us?

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Happy Mother's Day!

Hi efurrybody, Sasha, Sami & Saku here.

We wants to wish our bean mom, annoying wonderful as she be, a furry happy Mother's Day.

She keeps us warm and safe, feeds us, cleans our kitty litters, and lubs us.  She plays with us, brings us catnip and toys and she even spoils us sometimes!  We lubs that furry much, MOL.

Best of all, she gave us our furever home.  We knows there are kitties out there who are still looking for theirs; we purr for them.

To all of our fureinds, we wish your bean mom's a Happy Mother's Day too!  

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Serious Saturday

Hi efurrybody, Sasha here.

We have a question for all of our fureinds out there 'cuz we are getting so frustrated with our mom!  Have you noticed there are hardly any posts from us?  That's 'cuz we can't tippy tap without her. AND she has gotten increasing lazy.*  We just doesn't know what to do.

Not only is she not tippy tapping but she's also not taking photos of us! Like seriously, guys what's up with that?

Maybe it's time to pack up our stuff and move out?

What would you do, kitties?  Would you fire her?

Or should we take our revenge instead?  

All suggestions will be considered.

Hope you all have a happy Caturday, efurrybody!

*The cats call it lazy, I would say busy...

Monday, May 6, 2013

Mancat Monday

Hi efurrybody, Saku here!

The mom has some 'splaining to do.  
Why on earth does she want this on the table?

When she could have this instead?

Silly woman!  
Have a great Monday efurrybody!

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Easy on Sunday

Hi efurrybody, Saku here.

We is all taking it easy today, enjoying the sunnyshine in the sunny room.

Sasha got the first nap in the favorite chair.

Then it was Sami's turn.  I am waiting patiently for my turn.  At least until Mom's back is turned, MOL!!!

Have a great Sunday efurrybody!

Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday Funny

Hi efurrybody, Saku here!

Mom founded this on the interweb and now she thinks she understands whats we're saying!  Silly woman!!!

Cat PhraseMeans
miaowbuFeed me.
meeowPet me.
mroowwI love you.
Miioo-oo-ooI am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrowI feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawwwPlease, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawwwI have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaowPlay with me.
MiaowmioawHave you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mmewwI believe I have heard a burglar.  If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
mioawmioawSince I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwwwI think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwwwI am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-rowwI am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-akMy digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mowSnuggling is a good idea.
mowwShedding is pretty good, too.
mowww!I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
mroowI have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I doin?
Miaow! Miaow!I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
Mraakk!Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssRoww!I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar small animal.  I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmrowmmmIt is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
mmmmmmmIf I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
MreoawPlease ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.
MreeeowDo you serve catnip with that?
Miaooww! Mriaow!Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

Have a great weekend efurrybody!