Funny Friday

The Five Amigos How Many Cats? How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb? Persian: "Light bulb? What light bulb?" Somali: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?" Norwegian Forest Cat: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too." Cornish Rex: "Hey Guys, I've found the switch." Sphynx : "Turn it back on again, I'm cold." Singapura: "I'll just blow in the AOV's ear and he'll do it." (AOV: Any Other Variety) Siamese: "Make me!" Birman: "Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing." Maine Coon: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?" Exotic: "Let the AOV do it. You can feed me while he's busy." Manx: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark." Russian Blue: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch." Korat: "Korats are not afraid of the dark." British SH: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?" Turkish Angora: "You need light to see?" British Moggy: "None, catnap time is too precious to waste!"