OMC, I have been seriously affronted, asided, and even abacked too!
Just as I was about to make my graceful leap onto the counter so mom could get me my morning drink of fresh water, it happened!
The silly bean hip-checked me and I landed with a splash into the large open bowl of water*. The shock of the cold water sent me caused me to slip and slide for just a moment before I spun and fled through the open door.
AND then to add insult to injury, she laughed. AND laughed AND laughed AND laughed!
Have a dry Caturday efurrbody!
*Mom: That would be the toilet. And seriously how could I not laugh?