Friday, July 26, 2013

Friday Funny

And then there was Cat

On the first day of creation, God created the cat....
On the second day, God created man (and woman) to serve the cat....
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.... On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man (and woman) could labor for the good of the cat....
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it....
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man (and woman)
broke....
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox....
Yes, it's a cat's world after all.
Amen!

5 comments:

  1. Hahahaha, love it! I have to share this one. :-p

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  2. God got off lucky, scooping only once a week. But I guess you can do that if you're God...

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  3. LOL! I love third day, serve as potential food...hehehe. And the seventh day, too funny!

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  4. It IS a cat's world. I make sure mom and my human brothers are always aware of that. xox

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  5. Ha ha ha! Oh wait a minute, that's not funny! It's just the TRUTH!

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