A new sisfur???

 Hi efurrybody, long time no see. 

Things have changed a bunch since my last post, just in the last elebenty seven hundred naps. My bean brofur takes care of me most of the time, and the mom bean comes and stays with me sometimes too. It's going good as he feeds me the wet food efurryday like she does, gives me brushes, and keeps my litter clean but don't tell the mom bean. I've figured out she feels guilty and I get extra loves and treats when she is here.

In fact, she was here for awhile, then left for a bit, and when she came back....SURPRISE!!! 

My bean brofur brought home this D O G. Her name is Sage and she's still mostly a puppy. When she first got here, I hung out in the basement and thought an elephant had moved in upstairs. She's a noisy thing chasing her toys, though she doesn't bark much.

Then I got a chance to meet her this weekend and guess what? She's scared of me! It only took a hiss or two and I put her in her place, MOL. I also drank out of her water bowl and checked out her bed and her toys. 

For now, we're staying apart but the bean brofur has promised to crate train her...whatever that means, and then I'll have the run of my house again. No way, no how am I gonna let that thing take over my house. 

Mom bean says she's a good D O G, but I'm still the best cat. Of course, I am!