Nope, it's the mom bean who is in the dark.
You see, Saku and I have a secret. I'm not going to tell and neither is he.
Do you want know what our secret it about? One of us man kitties left her a special present someday overnight. (I'm certain it wasn't Sami - mom)
Mom bean was furry excited when she saw it. She even hollered out loud, MOL
Warning - if you has a squeamish stomach you might not was to go any further.
Serves her right for leaving the container of oat grass in the sunny room, MOL