Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday Funny

Hi efurrybody, Saku here!

Mom founded this on the interweb and now she thinks she understands whats we're saying!  Silly woman!!!

Cat PhraseMeans
miaowbuFeed me.
meeowPet me.
mroowwI love you.
Miioo-oo-ooI am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrowI feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawwwPlease, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawwwI have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaowPlay with me.
MiaowmioawHave you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mmewwI believe I have heard a burglar.  If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
mioawmioawSince I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwwwI think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwwwI am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-rowwI am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-akMy digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mowSnuggling is a good idea.
mowwShedding is pretty good, too.
mowww!I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
mroowI have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I doin?
Miaow! Miaow!I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
Mraakk!Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssRoww!I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar small animal.  I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmrowmmmIt is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
mmmmmmmIf I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
MreoawPlease ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.
MreeeowDo you serve catnip with that?
Miaooww! Mriaow!Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

Have a great weekend efurrybody!


  1. Most interesting Saku!

  2. This is such a helpful translation chart! :)

    Thank you for stopping by with such kind and thoughtful comments when it was time for our Sammy to leave for the Bridge. Your words are such a comfort to us at this sad time.

  3. Hahaha nossa humana também gostou!
    Bom final de semana.