Mom has deserted us but she was good enough to let us make a post a'for she wented away. We hopes you likes this...we does but we don't know why anyone thinks it's funny!
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help wanted. Must be; able to type; good with a computer; and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer".
A short time after, a cat walked up to the window, looked at the sign for a few moments and then went inside. He looked at the receptionist, wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, tapped it with his paw and mewed. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager and the cat repeated his actions. The office manager looked at the cat and was surprised, to say the least but he led the cat into the office.
Inside, the cat jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said; "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type".
The cat jumped down, went over to a typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page, walked over to the manager, gave it to him and then jumped back onto the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then said to the cat; "The sign says you have to be good with a computer.".
The cat jumped down again and went over to the computer, turned it on and then created a spreadsheet! The manager was dumbfounded. He looked at the cat and said; "You are a highly intelligent cat and have some very unusual abilities. However, I still can't give you the job".
The cat went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about the business being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual".
The cat looked at the manager calmly, opened his mouth and said;